The elusive one who is rarely seen in the building. She has cat like reflexes and mad ninja skills. When she is spotted she answers to Pooks, Puka (Poooooooka) and some other choice names that we won’t mention here. She moves in the shadows, paying bills and employees, all the while remaining completely under the radar. No one knows why she quit coming in everyday some seven years ago, but legend has it that it may have had something to do with carrying on her legacy and honing her only son into an expert ninja as well. There is also talk that she has carried on a steamy love affair with the Treasurer/Secretary for many years now. They say she contributes to his crazy sock collection to keep him appeased. After all, this is true love – you think this happens everday?